Woah, now, easy there Hell's Angels. I'm not referring to you guys. If you have an engine on your bike, you are not Included in this rant. If you are under the age of 12, or you only ride bikes on sidewalks or off-road, you will also not be included. I'm talking to you Mr. I-wear-tight-pants-and-ride-my-bike-in-rush-hour-traffic-on-two-lane-roads-and-act-like-it's-actually-a-real-car-that-needs-a-whole-lane. Where do you guys get off actually waiting at lights in the left hand turn lane? Don't you realize that there are grown ups who need to get to work, or home to their kids? They don't have time for you to start peddling and get through the light. Sure, the car directly behind you will make it through, but what about the other six cars behind that guy? Are they just supposed to understand that you have needs to get out and prance around in your sweat stained biker shorts? Nobody, I repeat, NOBODY has looked good in biker shorts since the 90's, and there were many exceptions then! Get off the road!
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